Yesterday I accidentally turned my Facebook feed into a parade of cats: Killer, the ginger shitbag, and a really adorable black kitten all had their turn. The ginger is a persistent little bastard who follows me everywhere around the neighborhood. I leave the house, and he comes running. I step off the pavement, and he dives under my feet. I walk to the shop, and the little fucker follows me screeching.
I love him.
EDIT: His name is Lenny. I asked my neighbor.